hellacious blue phlegm aneurysm by KezwicksGodSis, literature
Literature
hellacious blue phlegm aneurysm
I came home, having finally escaped the loud noises I couldn't stand. I was frustrated, depressed, super edgy, and wished I were deaf. I tried to get my mother to listen to me about it, but she said 'it's not that bad'. she doesn't understand me and also she's a bitch. it's like she thinks I don't have feelings, which I actually don't. she doesn't know that i'm actually suffering inside, eternally locked in a battle between the light and dark in my soul.
Me: who put a dick in this ear
Keswick, my true love, my cuddly-boo, my kinky fucker, my sneezy peepee boy: fucking guess
6th chapter, yay!
the baby kezwick was playing around. he was sitting in front of the couch Kitty was sitting on. as she talked on the phone, Kezwick was chasing his cute little tail. even though he's a genius and smart enough to know not to bite his own tail, he still likes to play with it and chase it as a baby. even geniuses can have fun, too, and Kezwick is the funnest genius of them all! funner than any other genius from any other cartoon! Kitty saw Kezwick playing with his cute little tail an giggled.
Baby Kezwick: [chases his tail] :happybounce:
Kitty: *giggles* awww! :aww:
Baby Kezwick: [stops and wanders around] :D
Kitty: where
T.U.F.F. Pets Chapter #16 Birthday by KezwicksGodSis, literature
Literature
T.U.F.F. Pets Chapter #16 Birthday
after I came home from school, I went into my room, Astro was jumping on me excitedly as usual, and Kezwick and his mom and dad greeted me. I was happy. Kezwick and I were watching tv and he and his parents told me happy birthday. later, my little cousins came over, and then the trouble started. they drove me crazy with all the noise and fighting and screaming. later on, it got better. Stan and Kezwick's Sister arrived for my birthday. Everyone sang happy birthday, and we all ate the cake. I am 14 now! i got to show my little cousins what i can play on the viola. i played 'ode to joy' by Beethoven. then, when they left, i played and practice
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!! this is for all my friends, and my new go-brother, Kezwick to hear! Remember, it's September 6th! my birthday is in todays!